I hope you like going to the dentist, because you just ran out of excuses to miss your regular cleanings.

You can also look forward to changing a lot of smoke alarm batteries, donating a lot of blood, and all kinds of other things you’ve been putting off. Here’s a great list of Brilliant Recurring Events [found via LifeHacker], that a bunch of very responsible people have been putting together. Consider them your pro bono personal assistants. Except they won’t bring you coffee. Which is probably okay, since your dentist was just going to complain about your yellow teeth anyways.